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SHOCK NEWS – BLONDES ABOUT TO BECOME EXTINCT ! Get them while you can !
The last natural blonde will die out within 200 years, scientists believe. A recent study by experts in Germany suggests people with blonde hair are an endangered species and will become extinct by 2202. Researchers predict the last truly natural blonde will be born in Finland – the country with the highest proportion of blondes. They say too few people now carry the gene for blondes to last beyond the next two centuries. The problem is that blonde hair is caused by a recessive gene. In order for a child to have blonde hair, it must have the gene on both sides of the family in the grandparents’ generation. The researchers also believe that so-called bottle blondes may be partly to blame for the impending demise of their natural rivals as they appear to be more attractive to men who choose them as partners over true blondes.
BDSM Blond #1 – Linda
SPOT THE NATURAL BLONDE – they’re all sultry sexpots, but which one is the fake..hmmm ?
So you think it’s easy, do you ? Well here’s your chance to prove whether you can tell a natural blonde from the fake variety. Check out the three pretty minxes below. Tricky Eh ? So which one is the fake blonde ? Is it Latex Linda, Bondage Britney, or S/M Sara ? They’re all sexpots, but which one is the fake ? Answer at the bottom of the page.
SOME BLONDE SUB JOKES – they’re facing extinction or we wouldn’t dare do this.
- How do you make a blonde sub laugh on Monday…tell her a joke on Friday
- What do you call a zit on a blonde sub’s butt… a brain tumor.
- How do you get a blonde sub’s eyes to sparkle …. shine a light in her ear
- What do you do when a blonde sub throws a grenade at you …. pull the pin and throw it back.
- Why did the blonde sub stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? …. because it said “concentrate”
BDSM Blond #2 – Britney
- What do you get when you offer a blonde sub a penny for her thoughts …. change
- Why did the blonde sub put lipstick on her forehead …. trying to make up her mind
- What do you call a blonde sub with one brain cell …. gifted
- What do you call a blonde sub with two brain cells …. pregnant
- How do you drown a blonde sub …. put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
- What’s the advantage of having a blonde sub…. you can park in the handicapped zone
- What does a blond sub say when she see’s a banana skin on the side walk …. Ooops… I’m going to fall again
- Two blonde subs are walking in the woods when they come upon a set of tracks. One of them turns to the other and says “You know ..I think these are bear tracks.” The other disagrees and says “Gee..I think they’re deer tracks” …. While they’re arguing the train hits them.
BDSM Blond #3 – Sara
- What do you call a blonde sub in college…a visitor.
- Who was the dead blonde sub in the closet …. last years hide and seek winner
- Drive a blonde sub crazy …. put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner
- What are the six worst years in a blonde subs life…third grade.
- And some Dom jokes so the blonde subs don’t totally kill us
- A Dom was telling a priest a Pollack joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts him, “Don’t you know I’m Polish?” …. “Oh, I’m sorry said the Dom …. do you want me to start over and talk slower ?”
- There are three Doms stranded on an island in the middle of a river. They want to cross the river but they don’t know how. Suddenly they find a magic lamp. One of the Doms rubs it, the genie says “I’ll give each one of you one wish.” The first Dom says, “I wish I was ten times smarter than I am now. The guy then learns to swim and swims across the river. The next Dom says, “I wish I was ten times smarter than he was.” The genie makes him smart enough to build a boat and paddle across the river. The next Dom says ,”I wish I was twenty times smarter than both of them put together” …. The genie turns the Dom into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
- A Dom gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells him he must move to coach because he doesn’t have a first class ticket. The Dom replies, “Hey ..I’m a Dom, I’m smart, I have a good job and I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.” The stewardesses don’t know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the copilot. The copilot goes up to the Dom and whispers in his ear. He immediately gets up and goes to his seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot what he said to get him to move. The copilot replies …. I told him the front half of the airplane wasn’t going to Jamaica
- A Dom, a woman, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down and there were only 4 parachutes between the 5 of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the Dom grabbed one and jumped. The pope selflessly told the woman to take the last one, but she said, “It’s OK your Popeliness, there are still 2 parachutes left …. that Dom guy took my backpack
Or how about some non-blonde bdsm humour ? Try these jokes, sent to us by a BDSM Cafe visitor who wisely didn’t want to be identified as the source of such tomfoolery ..:)
- “Hit me”.. said the masochist to the sadist…”No”.. replied the sadist.
- What do you call it when you have kinky sex with chocolate ?…. s&m&m
[Answer to the Quiz : So you want the answer to the ‘Spot the Natural Blonde’ Quiz, do you ? Well tough titty.. because we’re not gonna tell ya ! How irritating is that, eh ? Now you’ll never know. HAH ! Bet it’ll keep you awake nights going crazy ! Bet you tear your hair out and go red in the face ! Well you knew all along we were sadists, didn’t you ?]
