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How do you make
a blonde sub laugh on Monday...tell her a joke on Friday |
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What do you call a zit on
a blonde sub's butt... a brain tumor. |
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How do you get a blonde
sub's eyes to sparkle .... shine a light in her ear |
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What do you do when a blonde
sub throws a grenade at you .... pull the pin and throw it back |
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Why did the blonde sub stare
at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? .... because it said "concentrate" |
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What do you get when you
offer a blonde sub a penny for her thoughts .... change |
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Why did the blonde sub put
lipstick on her forehead .... trying to make up her mind |
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What do you call a blonde
sub with one brain cell .... gifted |
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What do you call a blonde
sub with two brain cells .... pregnant |
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How do you drown a blonde
sub .... put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. |
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What's the advantage of
having a blonde sub.... you can park in the handicapped zone |
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What does a blond sub say
when she see's a banana skin on the side walk .... Ooops... I'm going to
fall again |
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Two blonde subs are walking
in the woods when they come upon a set of tracks. One of them turns to
the other and says "You know ..I think these are bear tracks." The other
disagrees and says "Gee..I think they're deer tracks" .... While they're
arguing the train hits them. |
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What do you call a blonde
sub in college...a visitor. |
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Who was the dead blonde
sub in the closet .... last years hide and seek winner |
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Drive a blonde sub crazy
.... put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner |
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What are the six worst years
in a blonde subs life...third grade. |
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And
some Dom jokes so the blonde subs don't totally kill us |
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A Dom was telling a priest
a Pollack joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts him, "Don't
you know I'm Polish?" .... "Oh, I'm sorry said the Dom .... do you want
me to start over and talk slower ?" |
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There are three Doms stranded
on an island in the middle of a river. They want to cross the river but
they don't know how. Suddenly they find a magic lamp. One of the
Doms rubs it, the genie says "I'll give each one of you one wish." The
first Dom says, "I wish I was ten times smarter than I am now. The guy
then learns to swim and swims across the river. The next Dom says, "I wish
I was ten times smarter than he was." The genie makes him smart enough
to build a boat and paddle across the river. The next Dom says ,"I
wish I was twenty times smarter than both of them put together" .... The
genie turns the Dom into a woman and she walks across the bridge. |
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A Dom gets on an airplane
and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells him he must
move to coach because he doesn't have a first class ticket. The Dom replies,
"Hey ..I'm a Dom, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first
class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardesses don't know what to do because
they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they
get the copilot. The copilot goes up to the Dom and whispers in his ear.
He immediately gets up and goes to his seat in the coach section. The head
stewardess asks the copilot what he said to get him to move. The copilot
replies .... I told him the front half of the airplane wasn't going to
Jamaica |
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A Dom, a woman, a movie
star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down and
there were only 4 parachutes between the 5 of them. The pilot took one
and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the Dom grabbed
one and jumped. The pope selflessly told the woman to take the last one,
but she said, "It's OK your Popeliness, there are still 2 parachutes left
.... that Dom guy took my backpack |
