by James Mackey
Return Your Seats To The Upright Position
Vegas is great anytime of the year but April is the best time to be seen under the neon lights of the famous strip.
You pinch yourself you are awake you smile you really are alive more alive than you have ever been. Your heart is beating fast and skipping beats all at the same time your mind goes back to a month ago. You thought you were happy. In fact, if you had been asked, you would have bet money with odds that you were happy but that was before ”him’ you met him online and he is ‘the one’ your heart has been beating like this for a month and today you get to meet him.
You could have paid for several plane tickets for the money you have spend on phone calls both of your phone bills have caused others to ask embarrassing questions so your situation is complicated, yes you are married and a newlywed. That is why you were so sure you were happy but when the right one comes and you find yourself with someone else well, that is what country music lyrics are all about. So you decided that if you can have true love it is worth the cost. Whatever it is your friends think you are nuts but what else is new. You have been shocking them for years.
You smile again. The guy sitting next to you on the plane wants to flirt but is too shy you know that the guy you have fallen in love with isn’t and wonder what he would do if he were a total stranger and sitting in the seat next to you. Would he hit on you? You know he would and you hate that but you love it too. You are real confused about this. You love that he has no fear and you know that many things come with that but you can tame him. You are sure of that! You have tamed many and left them wanting more.
This one is different you will never be done with him. He is your soul mate he challenges you he reassures you and he supports what you love and he wants you happy. It is interesting how you can tell, but you know he does. He also loves for you to tease and you have really been turned on by the task he has mentioned. He leaves it up to you as to whether you do it but you love to tease too and you love to tell him about your accomplished tasks. He loves for men to drool over you and you love to be drooled over. It has gotten out of hand a couple of times and you were worried that he would be upset. But he understands that when he ask you to do something that makes you hot, and that if he isn’t there to put out the fire that someone else may have too.
You never thought you would be so wild but you have really been cutting loose and this trip is going to be no exception. You know he has some things for you to do that will leave you quaking in your pumps. The guy next to you clears his throat you smile. He is about to attempt conversation he asks “Going to Vegas?” Dumb question since this is a non-stop flight to Vegas but you decide to have some fun because you know Jim will enjoy seeing someone getting off the plane following you with their tongue hanging out. So you smile real big and say “Yes, and you?” He says, “Yes” “To work or to play?” you ask. He says “A little of both, I am here for a convention. I am a video producer.” He is trying real hard to impress you. You decide to set the boundaries early, so you say, “Oh really, my boyfriend is meeting me here. He is here for the same convention.” “Is he a producer?” he asked.
You say, “Well, no, he is the company sales rep.” “Oh”, he says, “You just can’t trust salesmen. We hate ours.” And you say, “Well, I am sure he is different. He owns the company.”
Now that you have established the boundaries and demanded respect for you and your guy you start to tease. You cross your legs and give him a quick flash of your legs almost to the top. He doesn’t know that you are pantiless yet he stares for a second and then tries to get his train of thought back. MEN they all think they can have something just because they see it.
He unconsciously licks his lips and clears his throat. You uncross your legs slowly this time. You watch his eyes he has no choice. He is under your spell. He gets a good look at your neatly trim hairline and he coughs. You ask if he is OK he squeaks out a “yes” but you know that he won’t think straight for the rest of the flight. You continue to talk to him small talk, you can see the wheels spinning in his head. You can almost read his mind he is a producer. And use to that being important but you can also tell that he knows this does not impress you and he is trying to come up with something interesting to entertain you with.
You almost start laughing out loud. Your guy has already taught you a lot about how men think. You already knew a lot but now you have an inside source that knows what to tell you that will help you better understand this mysterious species MEN. He launches, you see it coming. He is going to try to impress you with how much money he makes. You almost laugh out loud again. Of course he has no idea that you have money and are not very impressed but you are in control here and he is doing exactly what you want him to do.
So you act real interesting just to see how much of an ass he will make of himself. He thinks it is working. You see him relax a little indicating that he thinks he has a chance. He says, “If things don’t work out with your friend, I am staying at MGM”. “Oh, is that nice?” you ask. “I have always stayed at Caesar’s”. He decides not to impress you with his money anymore. This is too easy. He had just pulled out his wallet to show you his boat he changes his mind when he realizes that the money thing isn’t working.
Too bad, you really were interested in the boat. If he had asked a couple of the right questions he would know that you dive for a living and the water interest you more than sex and that is really saying something, because you LOVE sex. Oh well his loss of course it wouldn’t have done him much good but it might have made him think he was getting somewhere. You cross your legs again shifting a little before you do, so he can be sure to look and see all you are showing him. He starts to say something then stops. You smile to yourself. You know that your guy would have been much bolder. This is what you love about him but also what worries you.
Will he ever settle down you hope so then again, you hope not? It is strange you don’t like that part of his lifestyle but you are too afraid to tell him that he needs to stop and you know he will if you ask but what else would it change about him. Would he back into his shell and become what you fear the most a couch potato but you are not going to let your fears keep you from your true love. After all you are a wild child and need someone open minded to put up with and challenge you and he does. The guy sitting next to you is talking. You have missed about half of what he is saying something about a movie star he has worked with. He is trying a new approach name-dropping. Well that only works if he could introduce you to someone and so you ask him if there will be any celebrities hanging with him in Vegas.
“No”, he says and that shuts that down. He really is about to give up so you decide you will have to take over. So you ask him if he is a member of the Mile High Club. He almost drops his teeth and he stammers clears his throat and tries again. He can’t get it out whatever the answer is. You cross your legs again and you see his crotch swell. He finally says “No, but I have always wanted to join”. You say, “Hum me too wish my boyfriend was here right now”. He tries again to speak can’t get it out finally as he gathers his thoughts and ask if he could “stand in” the intercom crackles and announces the descent to Las Vegas. You say, “Too bad you didn’t ask earlier. I would have loved to fuck you in the bathroom” and you put your tray up and your seat in its Upright Position.