Pop-Star Britney Meets Betty Page
A Tale of Sex, Gnomes, and Possibly Spanking
Once upon a time, not so very long ago, a funky young pop star called Britney was in the middle of a World Tour to promote her new record. It sure was hard work! Wearing all those new clothes every day and having to be so gosh-darned sweet and all. Sometimes in the middle of all the madness little Britney just needed to go off by herself and find a peaceful place where she could daydream about her ex-boyfriend, Justing Timberhead, and practice being cute away from the glare of publicity. So it came to pass that, in the African stage of her world tour, she wandered off into the Jungle by herself and sat under some big old jungle trees, watched only by a friendly leopard who was thinking of asking for her autograph. “Ah .. this is the life”..said little Britney…”perfect peace and quiet”
Suddenly the tranquillity was shattered when an evil Gnome pervert jumped out from behind one of the trees where he had been hiding. Before little Britney could say …”Golly-Gosh”… or something even stronger… the red-capped dwarf had hurled her to the ground, pulled up her little tartan skirt, and ripped off her snowy white panties. “Oh Help Me” .. shrieked Britney..” for I am just an innocent young girl and my virginal music-box has never been tampered with”. But the Gnome just laughed an evil laugh, furiously rubbing the huge red-and-white spotted head of the erection that peeked menacingly out of the top of his baggy pants. “Baby …you drive me crazy” .. he sniggered..”but not for much longer”.. and so saying, the wicked dwarf shuffled forward towards the helpless popette.
Just when it seemed that there was no hope and the sweet young pop-star was about to be ravished most rudely, a tall figure burst out of the undergrowth. It was a woman from the 1950’s with glossy black hair cut into a strange fringe. She was wearing a tiny fur bikini and carrying a nasty looking spear. “Well Bugger me sideways” .. muttered the Gnome in awed tones..”its Betty Page”. The lithe amazon strode confidently forward, trailed by her pet leopard Roger. “Yes foul dwarf, it is I…Betty Page .. star of adult movies, BDSM Icon, and protector of the innocent. Unhand that virginal maiden and prepare to have your stunted ass kicked”. The dwarf merely laughed derisively, because he knew that a mere BDSM icon, a female one with such a strange hairdo at that, could’nt match his wiry strength
Taking advantage of the distraction Britney hastily pulled down her little tartan skirt and scooped up her panties, clutching them in her hand for the moment. Then she scurried off to hide behind a tree while the magnificent Betty Page set about the horny little Gnome. Although he fought like a diminutive demon, using his pointy red cap viciously as a weapon, he was no match for the magnificent Betty Page with her sinewy thighs and buns of steel. Betty, veteran of a thousand spankings in low-budget photo-shoots, shrugged off his blows with a laugh.Soon the depraved dwarf was vanquished, with Betty’s pet leopard sitting on his head and the magnifent Amazon herself standing triumphantly over him. Her fringe had scarcely been disarranged by the brutal conflict.
Britney dashed from behind the tree and looked adoringly at the older woman. “Gosh Betty… you’re so strong .. you’re my hero”. Betty smiled modestly as Britney linked arms with her. “Are those your panties in your hand, my dear” ?.. Betty asked Britney. ” Yes Ma’am” .. murmured Britney, blushing furiously. ” Well I wouldn’t bother putting them back on just yet dear ” .. Betty smiled .. “Fighting with Gnomes always makes me as horny as a ram on steroids”. Then Betty reached behind and gently slapped Britneys bare bottom with her hand.”How would you feel about a good spanking and then some fruity lesbian sex..hmmm ? Britney blushed even redder, but gave Betty’s hand a little squeeze. As they walked into the jungle together Britney was singing quietly to herself (or perhaps to Betty)….”hit me baby one more time”
Note : This pictorial story was shot in the sumptuous, state-of-the art downtown studios where so much exciting B & belle material is created using advanced filming techniques and cutting-edge computer-generated graphics (as you can see). Please note that any resemblance you may observe between the characters in this story and any persons living, dead or anywhere in between, is purely coincidental and more a reflection of your own weird mind. All models used in this dolphin-friendly environment were over the age of 18 and no animals or Gnomes were harmed during filming. Organic cameras and ozone-friendly film were also used. So there !
