B & belle Sell Out
( time to go commercial and hustle a buck )
STOP PRESS NEWS
We could say we’re just trying to provide a public service. We could say that we admire the public spirit of some ladies on other ‘bdsm’ websites who deny themselves the use of their own smelly panties so they can sell them to deserving surfers for exoribitant sums of money. But dammit the fact is we want to be rich and live like kings ! So this is where we give our principles the stink-eye and rabid commercialism gets the come-hither. Check out these ‘must-have’ bargains and get ready to want them ! Yeah baby !
An Absolute Bargain !!!!
For only $135.65 you can be the proud owner of a pair of belles panties, guaranteed pre-worn while she was thinking incredibly wicked thoughts and squiggling shamelessly about on her seat like a very naughty thing. Belle is delighted to oblige, reasoning in her child-like way that if business takes off she need never do any laundry again. We can offer a full range of garments, from the flimsiest of satin G-strings right through to the sturdy flannel granny-panties that belles mum tells her to wear when the weather turns at all chilly.
Your Choice of Stains !!!!
Pushing the envelope of good taste out even further, we offer what no other website so far has dared to offer. B’s pre-worn gents underwear. Slightly more expensive than belle’s knick-knacks (because theres considerably more material) but not only can you choose from Y-fronts or boxers, you can even (for a modest additional charge) specify your own choice of bodily stain from the wide range that are available. While you may never have a bulging lunch-box to compare with B’s, the cotton fabric that has so recently and so lovingly cradled it can be yours to cherish and fondle. A gift that will last a life-time (or at least until the next wash). Please order early to avoid disappointment because, understandably, these are selling as fast as air-raid shelters to Al-Quaeda.
Sock it to me Baby !!!
Another first from the team that brought you the used Y-front. Heres your chance to purchase B’s pre-worn socks. Amazed ? You should be. In order to cater to the widest possible diversity of tastes we offer the full-strength pungency of sports-socks as illustrated or, for the connoisseur, the more subtle aroma of well-used nylon city socks. These items come at a never to be repeated low price, largely because belle is so desperate to get them out of the house. Generally we try to keep costs down by letting the socks walk to you themselves, so delivery may take a while. Stronger than Mace, they can also be used as an effective form of self-defense. We are currently negotiating a bulk deal with the Pentagon for B’s socks to be used as first-strike weapons in the invasion of Iraq. Prices may rise, so don’t miss out on this bargain
Health Warning:
Please keep B’s socks away from children or the infirm as they can be fatal.
SANITY CHECK:
For Gods sake dont take any of this seriously and try to send us money ..:)
Its just fun and incidentally not intended to offend any genuine panty, Y-front, sock, or other fetishist. We just couldn’t resist sending up the absurdity of some of the sleazier so-called “BDSM” websites .
